My three-year-old granddaughter was talking nonstop at lunch today despite repeated requests from her mother to be quiet and eat. She didn't take a single bite because she was talking so much. Finally my daughter-in-law said, "If you say one more word, you're going to your room."
My granddaughter considered this, cheeks puffed out as if she were about to explode, then looked her mother in the eye and shouted, "One!"
As she was marched to her room, I thought, "We're going to have our hands full with this one."