Ping-Pong

First he says to beef up our borders,

then he says the border is arbitrary and should be ignored.

He says he wants our fresh water and rare earth minerals,

then he says we have nothing they want and they don't need us at all.

He says the tariffs are on

then on hold

then on

then on hold.

He says we're a nice country and would make a beautiful 51st state,

then he says we're nasty and terrible to deal with.

He boasts about the USMCA being the best agreement,

then breaks or ignores it and forgets he himself signed it.

He talked about relocating all the people in Gaza in order to build a resort,

then denied having ever said it.

He signs an Executive Order

then denies having done so, while looking right at his signature on it.

He backs PP,

then backpedals when PP plunges in the polls.

It's been a case of constant whiplash.

But I guess you can't expect anything else when you play with a yo-yo.