A letter from my veterinarian

We received a nice letter from our veterinarian upon the passing of our pet chameleon. The intention was sweet, but we were reduced to tears of laughter by it. It was obviously meant to be sent in any situation where a pet has died, and it contained a lovely poem about running in the sun and catching balls in a kinder place with a good Master... and we suddenly had visions of our "tai chi" slow-motion chameleon running in the sun...an inch a minute...and catching a ball that would have squashed her one-ounce body flat... Anyway, it was much appreciated, but absolutely hilarious.